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    Thumbs up A Realtor Posts a Listing . . . and Accidentally Uploads a Photo of His Junk

    A Realtor Posts a Listing . . . and Accidentally Uploads a Photo of His Junk



    HIGHLIGHTS: On Friday, a realtor in New York City uploaded some photos of an apartment to a real estate website . . . and accidentally uploaded a photo of his NICE SIZED BLACK GENITALIA too. After he realized it, he claimed he was hacked . . . then pulled down the photo. And someone rented the apartment later that same day.


    FULL STORY: On Friday, a realtor in New York City was listing an apartment online, and posted a bunch of photos on a website called StreetEasy.com. We're thinking he went to the place, took some photos with his phone, then uploaded them.


    But unfortunately, he uploaded one photo too many. Because along with seven photos of the apartment . . . he also uploaded a photo of his NICE SIZED BLACK GENITALIA.


    He didn't realize he'd accidentally sexted every single person apartment-hunting in Manhattan until he got a call from the website Gawker.com. He immediately went to the go-to lie everyone uses in this situation . . . "I must've been hacked."


    But obviously he wasn't hacked. He just screwed up. And right after the call he yanked down the photo of him yanking on himself. But later that day, someone rented the apartment. Win-win.


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    Think anyone low balled him on an offer?

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    Told ya Fritz was a freak
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    What the article failed to mention was the apartment was rented by 300 lb bull-queer named "Barbra" who commented the fresh stock of mandingo meat is what sold him.

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    What the hell is a "bull queer"?

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    Did he rent the place?

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