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    Woman charged with prostitution at massage parlor


    Woman charged with prostitution at massage parlor


    A 54-year-old woman was arrested on prostitution charges Friday after Springfield police served a search warrant at Eastern Massage, 960 Clocktower Suite B.

    The woman, identified as Ping Xiao, reportedly was living at the business. She is charged with three counts of prostitution and one count of keeping a place of prostitution, police said.

    Police said Ping Xiao has overstayed her visa by ten years and is in the country illegally. The business was searched by police around 1 p.m. Friday.

    Springfield police will be working with U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement and the U.S. Post Office to continue the case against other business owners who have possible connections to other massage parlors in Illinois.

    A 54-year-old woman was arrested on prostitution charges Friday after Springfield police served a search warrant at Eastern Massage, 960 Clocktower Suite B.
    The woman, identified as Ping Xiao, reportedly was living at the business. She is charged with three counts of prostitution and one count of keeping a place of prostitution, police said.
    Police said Ping Xiao has overstayed her visa by ten years and is in the country illegally. The business was searched by police around 1 p.m. Friday.
    Springfield police will be working with U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement and the U.S. Post Office to continue the case against other business owners who have possible connections to other massage parlors in Illinois.
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    There is a therapeutic massage place around the corner from my house and the people that live next door say the lady that runs it has been busted a couple times for indecent exposure etc. It seems this may be more common than previously thought but this lady is a corn fed midwest gal that is just short of total skank, I've seen her and the tug and rub must be good.

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    Her name is PING?

    Ping with the sweet Ping Tang?

    Ding the Ping if you make the cash register ring.

    I could do this all day.

    Ping will grab your thing til you sing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kramer View Post
    Her name is PING?

    Ping with the sweet Ping Tang?

    Ding the Ping if you make the cash register ring.

    I could do this all day.

    Ping will grab your thing til you sing.
    Wouldn't it be great if her sister was Pong. Her sister Pong will grab the dong ALL day long pull it hard and strong while wearing a thong. Dong will yanky the wanky until the stiffness is gone.

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    I was driving by a few weeks back and my neck was killing me and the chiropractor was closed for the day. I saw her sign and pulled in the lot and thought Umm this looks a little skanky. Her OPEN Sign just said, hey Ill do more than a rub and tug....needless to say, I left.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shuba View Post
    Wouldn't it be great if her sister was Pong. Her sister Pong will grab the dong ALL day long pull it hard and strong while wearing a thong. Dong will yanky the wanky until the stiffness is gone.
    lol Ping and Pong tag teaming that dong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kramer View Post
    lol Ping and Pong tag teaming that dong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kramer View Post
    lol Ping and Pong tag teaming that dong.
    Im laughing OUT FREAKIN LOUD
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