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    Question Could Donald Trump's Huge Announcement Be That the Obamas Almost Got Divorced in 2000?


    Could Donald Trump's Huge Announcement Be That the Obamas Almost Got Divorced in 2000?




    Anyone who's watched DONALD TRUMP'S desperate attempt to be considered relevant during the current political cycle is fully expecting his "large, bordering on gigantic" revelation about PRESIDENT OBAMA to be no big deal.


    --But could it really be THIS insignificant???


    --CNBC contributor DOUGLAS KASS claims that what Trump will reveal today is that MICHELLE OBAMA had DIVORCE PAPERS drawn up.


    --Here's the catch, though: They're probably from the year 2000 . . . almost 13 years ago. Kass claims that Trump may have found the actual papers. But the fact that they exist isn't really news.


    --Author Ed Klein released a book earlier this year called "The Amateur", in which he claims Michelle was close to leaving President Obama after he lost his bid to win a House seat in Chicago.


    --Supposedly, she was upset that he put their, quote, "stable and secure future" at risk over his political ambitions.


    --This was about eight years into their marriage . . . and shortly before Obama's political fortunes reversed. The Obamas celebrated their 20th wedding anniversary earlier this month.


    --And for the record, they denied the claims in the book.


    (--So that's it? Really? REALLY? I mean, unless there's something IN those divorce papers . . . like if they list Obama's birthplace as Kenya or something.)


    (--But if all they show is that the Obamas' marriage nearly collapsed during a difficult, stressful time more than a decade ago, then DONALD TRUMP NEEDS TO GO AWAY NOW.)


    (--The political process has survived more than 200 years without you, Clown Hair. And I'm pretty sure it can continue to do so.)


    --By the way . . . there's also a claim making the rounds that Obama used and SOLD cocaine in college. But a Trump advisor says today's announcement has nothing to do with that.

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    Big whoop. Trump has been married how many times?

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    Maybe he's going to announce that Obama filed for bankruptcy 4 times.

    No, wait. That's Trump who did that.

    Never mind.
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    God, who cares....... Even if she did file for divorce, does it really matter?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Casper View Post
    God, who cares....... Even if she did file for divorce, does it really matter?
    It would mean what? They're human?
    That would be down right dirty to try to use something like that to derail Obama.
    The good news, if that is it, Trump will be even less relevant and everyone will realize he is a tool..
    Fuck trump, idiot
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    This is another stunt for his show I believe-Maybe Gary Busey is Obama's father

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    Here's the latest from Donald Trump's Twitter. According to him, all the predictions are wrong.

    Please. Kill me. He says the announcement is at noon. We're watching you, douche.

    Make sure you sign up for our forum and start posting instead of lurking all day!


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    If Trump wants fewer people to support Obama, the best surprise announcement would be a Trump endorsement of Obama.

    It can't rain all the time.




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    He is going to announce the return of the MCRIB
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